Sometimes it seems that I must be a nut.
I spend all weekend sitting on my butt,
On a chair that has a cushion way too thin
For my old bones to feel comfy in.
What I asked for was an overstuffed chair.
Hazel Blanford responded with great flair.
What I got was a cat bed with artificial hair,
To enhance the meager padding I have down there.
-- © Jesse Chisholm, May 17th, 2015