Hospitality, please bring an overstuffed chair to the Announcer.
Sometimes it seems that I must be a nut.
    I spend all weekend sitting on my butt,
        On a chair that has a cushion way too thin
            For my old bones to feel comfy in.

What I asked for was an overstuffed chair.
    Hazel Blanford responded with great flair.
        What I got was a cat bed with artificial hair,
            To enhance the meager padding I have down there.

-- © Jesse Chisholm, May 17th, 2015
On the occasion of
SoCAL ExoTICA Cat Club
putting on
Spring Fling
on May 16th and 17th, 2015.

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