IT'S REALLY COLD

The Jester says, "It's really cold!
    That suit from yesterday was getting old,
        But I think that I'll still wear the hat."

"It keeps my head warm, don't you know,
    While sitting here freezing at this Cat Show
        Put on by that club called Jazzy Cats."

"The show has lots of cats and their kin,
    The long hair, the short hair, and those with just skin,
        All becuase they know this is where it's at."

"There's so much to see and so much to do
    That's why Jazzy Cats invited you
        To this Mardi-Gras Show, well, they invited your cat."

"There is a Gun Show right next door.
    We can loan you a badge so you can be sure
        To get in to the Gun Show and still get back to your cat."

So keep in mind what The Jester says:
    Wear your sweater and even your Fez.
        'Cause you don't want to freeze. I'm very sure of that."

- © Jesse Chisholm - 2010.11.09
On the occasion of the Jazzy Cats Cat Club's
"Mardi Gras Madness" TICA Cat Show, January 8th and 9th, 2011.

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